Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Bears In Games Episode 4 - Fable II

Yes, even in the mystical land of Albion, gays can get gay married. And, as Johnny finds out after some loutish behavior, gay divorced. While the menfolk populating the land might not be very attractive, that doesn't mean that you can't have some passive-aggressive relationships with them. Watch as Johnny shows you just how awkward virtual relationships can get, gaining through pie eating, and the most disappointing love scenes since Mass Effect. No, not even side boob in this one.

6 comments:

Roto13 said...

Hah, mating dance. :P

You had unprotected sex. Shame on you.

Bears in Games said...

Ah, my character was married at the time. Did you see how needy that Neil guy was? No way he was cheating on me.

Maybe I should go to the virtual STD clinic tho?

Christian said...

Hahaha
Love it when the two different husbands meet each other and get angry!!

Sergio said...

You know I was always to chicken to have two husbands in the same town, thats not to say that I didn't have a husband in every town. That plus I cheated on them with the more whorey citizens...man I such a whore on that game.
[BTW you are awesome man, keep up the good work]

Graven said...

Don't you just hate it when girls wearing victorian dresses pop out of your closet when you're about to have sex? Most upsetting.

Also, nothing says I love you quite like diamonds... and pies.

Luna said...

What's actually pretty cool is that there is quite a bit of Gay content in this game. I was pretty pleasantly surprised when playing through.